The Notes app apology
Gameweek · Group chat
Post a 100-word apology in the league chat. Black background, white text, far too serious. You must use 'I have let the fans down' and cannot mention luck.
Fantasy Premier League forfeit ideas
Bottom of the league. Top of the bill.
You spent all season calling yourself a football expert. Now you're making the tea in full kit. Find a forfeit your mini-league will actually remember.
Free to use. No account.
Every prompt is optional.
But For Who? / Your forfeit
Last place has consequences.
40 ways to regret your captain pick. Choose a style, draw a forfeit and put it to the league.
40 unused prompts in this selection.
Agree the rules.
Then check the table.
Pick Gameweek for the weekly loser or End of season for whoever finishes bottom. Filter by group chat, matchday jobs, dress-up or performances. Draw again until you find one the league agrees on; you won’t get a repeat within the round, even if you change filters.
Agree the forfeit before the scores come in, including when it happens and any budget. Use the lowest gameweek score, a head-to-head result or the final table, with a tie rule everyone knows.
Check the final scores yourselves. This is a standalone prompt generator; it doesn’t connect to FPL, calculate points, track transfers or identify the losing manager. But For Who?’s mobile game follows live football, not fantasy-league scoring.
Use your own agreed tie rule, let anyone pass and keep prompts friendly. You don’t need to enter an FPL ID or sign in. This independent tool is not affiliated with Fantasy Premier League or the Premier League. For adults aged 18 and over.
40 forfeits. One unfortunate manager.
Leave it to the draw above, or pick the one your league will enjoy most.
Under new management
Gameweek · Group chat
Let this week's winner choose your display name in the league chat for 48 hours. They also get to write your one-line introduction. Announce the rebrand yourself.
Club statement
Gameweek · Group chat
Write a club statement sacking yourself. Thank yourself for your service, admit the results weren't good enough, then announce yourself as interim manager.
Left on read. Left on the bench.
Gameweek · Group chat
Write a breakup text to the player you benched who outscored your captain. Start with 'It's not you, it's me.' Send it to the league chat, where it belongs.
The winner's reply guy
Gameweek · Group chat
For the winner's next three messages in the league chat, reply with a different, wildly over-the-top compliment about their management. You have 24 hours. They will make this difficult.
The transfer announcement video
Gameweek · Group chat
Film a 20-second signing announcement for your worst transfer. Start off-camera, turn to reveal yourself and deliver the news like you've just landed the deal of the century. League chat only.
Tea lady transfer
Gameweek · Matchday jobs
Make and deliver one round of tea or coffee for the group at the next home watch-party. Take the orders properly. Getting a sugar wrong will be discussed at your performance review.
The snack tax
Gameweek · Matchday jobs
Bring the winner's choice of sharing snack to the next meet-up, with a £5 total limit. Hand it over with the words 'Finally, a transfer that benefits the squad.'
Relegated to the sink
Gameweek · Matchday jobs
Take the first ten minutes of washing-up after the next home watch-party. The winner gets to call you the caretaker manager. Your contract ends when the timer does.
The half-time waiter
Gameweek · Matchday jobs
Spend the next half-time taking the group's snack orders and bringing them over. Everyone pays for their own. Refer to the winner as 'gaffer' until the second half starts.
You had one job
Gameweek · Matchday jobs
Run the next watch-party's prediction sheet: collect everyone's score before kick-off, total it at full-time and announce the winner. You must introduce yourself as head of football intelligence.
The emergency board meeting
Gameweek · Dress-up
Wear a shirt and tie over your normal matchday outfit for the first half of the next home watch-party. Every time someone asks why, say 'The board still has full confidence in me.'
Captain of absolutely nothing
Gameweek · Dress-up
Make a paper captain's armband with your gameweek score on it. Wear it for the first half at your next home watch-party. The group gets to inspect the leadership credentials.
The touchline ban
Gameweek · Dress-up
Turn up to the next home watch-party dressed as an out-of-work manager: tracksuit, borrowed clipboard, deeply worried expression. Keep the outfit on until half-time.
The pundit's wardrobe
Gameweek · Dress-up
The group chooses one ridiculous accessory from things you already own. Wear it for the next home watch-party's first half and explain, completely straight-faced, that it's your lucky item.
The apology with backing vocals
Gameweek · Performances
Sing a 30-second apology about your captain pick to a tune the group chooses. You get two minutes to write it. Perform it to your mates or send a voice note to the league chat.
The transfer tribunal
Gameweek · Performances
Stand trial for your worst transfer. The group asks five questions; every answer must begin 'With the benefit of hindsight'. One mate delivers the verdict. The hearing lasts two minutes.
The pundit who knows nothing
Gameweek · Performances
Give a 60-second tactical breakdown of the winner's team. They choose three ridiculous words you must work in naturally. Restart the sentence every time you laugh.
Sell me this transfer
Gameweek · Performances
You have 45 seconds to sell your worst-performing player to the group like a dodgy used-car salesman. Mention the actual points total and somehow turn it into a selling point.
The fan phone-in
Gameweek · Performances
Perform both sides of a 60-second radio phone-in: an angry supporter demanding your sacking and a host desperately defending you. Switch voices every time. Finish by cutting yourself off.
Naming rights sold
End of season · Group chat
The champion chooses your FPL team name for the first four gameweeks of next season. You get a veto on anything personal. Announce the winning name in the league chat yourself.
The champion's fan club
End of season · Group chat
Create three posts for the league chat over the next week celebrating the champion: a terrible homemade fan poster, a favourite managerial moment and a heartfelt thank-you. Sign each one 'Your biggest fan'.
Bring the receipts
End of season · Group chat
Find your most confident wrong prediction from the season and repost it in the league chat. Add a 30-second voice note explaining exactly how badly it aged. No deleting the original.
The relegation portrait
End of season · Group chat
Recreate the champion's chosen football-manager pose using things at home. Add your final points total as the caption and use it as your league-chat picture for seven days.
Please accept my resignation
End of season · Group chat
Handwrite a resignation letter to the league. Include your worst decision, thank the bench for their unused service and request your own job back. Post a photo of the signed letter in the chat.
The wooden spoon world tour
End of season · Group chat
Take a wooden spoon on three ordinary outings this week and send a photo from each to the league chat. Give every stop a grand tour name. 'European leg: the supermarket' counts.
Breakfast of losers
End of season · Matchday jobs
Make breakfast for the group at the next agreed get-together, with ingredients and budget sorted between you first. The champion gets served first. Present the menu as your redemption plan.
Fixture secretary for life. Well, once.
End of season · Matchday jobs
Organise the league's next watch-party: sort the date, check the venue and get the RSVPs. Costs stay shared. Sign every planning message 'Head of Off-Pitch Performance'.
Build your own humiliation
End of season · Matchday jobs
Make a last-place trophy from recycling and things already at home. Put your name and final score on it. Bring it to the next league meet-up and formally award it to yourself.
The champion's programme
End of season · Matchday jobs
Make a one-page programme for the league's end-of-season meet-up. Put the champion on the cover, include the final table and give yourself a tiny 'also participated' credit at the bottom.
The league quizmaster
End of season · Matchday jobs
Write and host a ten-question quiz about your mini-league's season at the next meet-up. At least three questions must concern your own terrible decisions. The champion gets to name the quiz.
Full kit. Last place.
End of season · Dress-up
Wear a full football kit to your league's end-of-season home gathering, socks included. Borrow whatever you're missing. Stay in kit for the first hour; this is the closest you're getting to a call-up.
The sash of shame
End of season · Dress-up
Make a pageant sash reading 'I finished last in a league I took seriously'. Wear it for the first hour of your end-of-season home gathering. Arrive with a wave worthy of the title.
Temporary change of allegiance
End of season · Dress-up
Wear a borrowed shirt, scarf or colours of the champion's club for the first half of your next home watch-party. Deliver one sincere compliment about the club before kick-off.
A black-tie disaster
End of season · Dress-up
Dress as formally as your wardrobe allows for the next casual home watch-party. Everyone else wears their usual clothes. You're here to collect an award for services to the bottom of the table.
The PowerPoint of shame
End of season · Performances
Prepare five slides titled 'How I managed this'. Include your worst transfer, best bench haul and the exact moment it fell apart. Present them to the league in three minutes, then take questions.
The champion's walk-on
End of season · Performances
At the next home league gathering, give the champion a boxing-style entrance announcement. Include their points total and a ludicrous nickname. Then hum their chosen entrance music as they walk in.
The season documentary
End of season · Performances
Record a one-minute documentary trailer about your season for the league chat. Play the narrator, the deluded manager and one furious fan. Finish on a cliffhanger about whether you'll be invited back.
Karaoke relegation
End of season · Performances
The league picks a song you know. Rewrite one verse about your season and perform it at your next home meet-up. You can read the lyrics; the dramatic key change is your own problem.
The job interview
End of season · Performances
Apply to rejoin the league next season. The top three finishers interview you for two minutes using your actual results as your CV. Finish by explaining where you see yourself in five gameweeks.