The post-match interview
Give a 20-second interview explaining your performance. Your mate asks the questions.
Football forfeit ideas & generator
Your mate’s next forfeit.
A bit of football theatre. A very questionable interview. Pick a friendly dare for the group, without missing the match.
Free to use. No account.
Every prompt is optional.
But For Who? / Your forfeit
Someone's got some explaining to do.
Pick a style and draw a prompt. A little football theatre for your mates, with no football expertise required.
24 unused prompts in this selection.
Good forfeits take seconds.
The stories last longer.
Choose your setting and a style, then draw a prompt. Each result is removed from the round, so the same dare won’t come up again until you start fresh. Changing filters keeps your round history.
Agree when your group will draw: a goal, a missed prediction or the final whistle. This website doesn’t listen to the match or receive live scores. You decide when to press the button.
Pub-friendly prompts work seated, with no props or need to involve strangers. Keep the volume considerate. Anyone can skip a prompt, and points are always an alternative. For adults aged 18 and over.
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Original prompts from But For Who? Pick one yourself or leave it to the draw.
A very quiet goal
Recreate a famous goal celebration without making a sound. Let the group guess it.
The transfer announcement
Announce your move to the opposition's sofa. Explain what attracted you to the project.
Pundit for a minute
Explain the last goal as if a cushion were your tactics board. Keep it under a minute.
The VAR verdict
Review your last snack choice as if you were a referee announcing a VAR decision.
Captain's apology
Deliver a sincere ten-second apology to your imaginary travelling supporters.
The rival compliment
Say three genuinely good things about the rival team. Sarcasm goes on the bench.
One-word analysis
Sum up the first half in one word. Then defend your choice for ten seconds.
An unexpected sponsor
Give a short winner's speech thanking the most ordinary object in the room.
The imaginary trophy
Lift an imaginary trophy in slow motion while the group supplies the crowd noise.
No football words
Describe the last goal without saying goal, ball, player or team.
The weather report
Give a matchday weather report using only dramatic football clichés.
Unveiling the manager
Make a 15-second statement announcing the person next to you as the new manager.
The silent commentator
Mime commentary for the next replay. No sound and no blocking anyone's view.
The sofa formation
Use three cushions to explain a new formation. Give it a very serious name.
Celebration consultant
Invent a seated goal celebration and teach it to the group.
The sponsor interview
Work the name of a household object into every answer to three questions from a mate.
Five-second headline
Invent tomorrow's back-page headline for the match you're watching.
The team talk
Deliver a ten-second motivational team talk to your snacks.
The scout report
Give a scouting report on a mate's ability to find the best seat. Keep it kind.
The commentator swap
Describe an ordinary action in the room as if it were a last-minute winner.
The commemorative pose
Strike a seated pose for your imaginary statue. Hold it for five seconds.
Honest prediction
Make one modest prediction for the rest of the game. Explain why it might be completely wrong.
The kit launch
Present your current outfit as the new away kit. Explain the design inspiration.